Our Captains
Lachie Harris
1st XI
Lachie is a young gun who brings with him a wealth of experience, ability and cricketing IQ. He is a natural leader, batting genius and a more than useful wrist spinner. This kid can do everything.
Mark Rosendorff
2nd XI
Rosy is old, his best days are behind him, he can't trust a fart anymore and he says that 'everything hurts'. Will go to his grave convinced he can bowl off-spin.
Corey Tanner
3rd XI
Easily the most handsomest man to ever play the game. ChatGPT has calculated his IQ to be somewhere in the range of 1200-1240. Has the 15th best slow ball at the club. Loves a cuddle.
Scott Leach
4th XI
Scotty 'Dotty' Leach is a Master slow ball specialist with a PhD in taking wickets. He's put more batsmen back in the Pavillion than poor weather.
Sammy Dagher
5th XI
Sammy is a natural leader who commands great respect at the club. Well known for his timely wisdoms and a unique padless wicket keeping technique.